what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(Source: darynberry)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
(Source: thequietrabbit)
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all-things-bright-and-beyootiful:
By Koji Ikuta
favorite animal
A Hilarious Blog that you’ll love!
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
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